Stories.

Stories. I'm in a box yet. That's about the stories. Stories. All on the bright side. Stories. You found the brighter side you're all on the bright side and i'm not filled

all from the bright side you fuckers. Yay. You know Eddie last night I stayed up till 3.30 in the morning talking to my roommate outside. We lit some candles and I'm not tired. I feel fulfilled. You lit candles? Yeah, we lit candles.

It was very witchy. We had a long discussion about a lot of things. Very in-depth. You know, family, friends,

philosophy theories. New roommate or old roommate? New roommate. She's a delight. Yeah? I feel fulfilled

when I talk to people that have an internal monologue.

Wow. So you lick candles outside. You talk to like three in the morning? Yeah. Just drinking and smoking cigarettes. Cigarettes. Two ladies on the fucking howl. Wow. Yeah. That's amazing. That's actually very, I love doing that with you. Yes. And also what I did is I made a concoction of cayenne pepper, water, baking soda, and some orange juice. And I put it where all the cats like to go shit. And I said, fuck off. And they didn't shit. They didn't shit there this morning. Oh, yeah. Throw a bunch of vinegar there maybe. Yeah. Fuck them. I mean, come and hang out or whatever. It's not fucking on our front lawn. Yeah, no, you can't do that. Yeah. Oh, that's what you, yeah, a spray bottle full of vinegar. Next time you see him fucking sweat, sweat, sweat, sweat, sweat, sweat, and you know how you make a a spray bottle of a shoot further? I learned this back in the day when I used to have to make up concoctions to kill roaches when I worked at Buffalo Wild Wigs. All right. So you're going to get a nail, hold it

with some pliers, get the end of that nail real hot. Like you set it fire, let it get real hot,

and then you poke it in the front of a squirt bottle. You mean in the body of it or in the head?

In the head.

And the thing where it comes out of the, not the, you know, the shooter.

The shooter, the shooter.

Stick it in there and it'll like, it'll make that, it'll make that hole a lot bigger.

Oh, like a, like a pee hole opening for pain.

And then it'll shoot like further.

You know,

you can shoot like six feet.

And so now you'll have a good catfucker shooter.

I love that.

Do you think the men that like having things inserted in their penis hole can like come harder?

Maybe they can't.

Is it like a,

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