Stories.

Stories. I'm in a box yet. That's about the stories. Stories. All on the bright side. Stories. All right Stories

It's the brighter side, you fall

on the bright side.

It's the brighter side stories, you fuckers.

Yay.

Mmm.

Yes.

You just had a sandwich, Eddie.

What was on the sandwich?

Ooh, that was a good sandwich. I had a Italian sub, which is not good for you, but I enjoy them.

It's good for your soul. Certainly is. Certainly is. I try to not eat. I used to eat at least one Italian sub a week, and now I'm down to like two a month.

That sounds like a good compromise. Yeah, yeah, I think so. You still enjoy it, but not going to kill yourself. I got it from Giamela's. And I like Giamela's. They're delicious. There's a couple of them in L.A. And basically what they do is big old loaves of bread with a, I left the sunflower seed bread.

And they put all the meats on it.

But instead of just, you know, just like putting in tomatoes and stuff, they chop them up in the little cubes.

So it's got little pickle cubes, little onion cubes, little tomato cubes, little lettuce cubes,

and then they put maybe too much dressing on it. That's all right. You like it a little soppy. It was a soppy. I had to pick up some stuff off of the ground. It looks good. I'll tell you what I had. I had one slice of whole wheat bunny bread that's also not good for you that I'm pretty sure was expired. And then I slabbed some mayonnaise on it, but not with a knife with a piece of turkey. You ever use a piece of turkey as a knife because you don't want to dirty anything? Now, did you eat the turkey or just throw it in the trash? No, I ate the turkey. Lots of turkey and a slice of provolone and a small bag of Fritoays. A half open sandwich.

I just folded it up. Folded up like a taco. God, you live such a smarter life than I do sometimes. No, it's not smart at all. It was not. But, you know, I'm full, and that's what matters. Are you full from just that? I don't know. Let me tell you what. This might be TMI, but I am on my menstrual cycle. You know, I could have told you that because Julie's on hers and you always been synced up for years.

Yes, we have. Let me tell you what, this might be TMI, but I am on my minstrel cycle. You know, I could have told you that because Julie's on hers and you always been synced up for years.

Yes, we have been.

Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I was at your house the other day.

What made me smile this week was I planted flowers in your yard.

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