Oh shit, don't hit me, dude. Don't hit me, man. I know you won't do.

You know the difference between you and I?

What's that, Danny?

A powerful swing.

You know what, dude? I am, you know, your white dad paid for your fucking baseball lessons.

And I'm not going to lie, you have decent form. okay? But when we're talking power from the hips, it's me, man, it's me, every time. Hips is not wrong. The power in your swing? Comes from the arms. Oh, the arms, yeah, that's sure thing, Danny. Who can hit a ball farther, man? You know you do too?

You swing up.

I swing, level.

Level is, I try to be on plane.

So sometimes the ball is on a plane where it's going into downward trajectory, and you have to match that plane at the same trajectory.

So it can be a slight uppercut is what I'd say, is the correct swing. And who talks about planes and geometries, people who aren't naturally gifted. Oh, shit. So I'm using mathematics to aid me in my swing. So I'm, I'm, you know what, dude, I failed at baseball. I'm going to be honest with it, dude. I couldn't. I don't think the next level my eyes were good enough. Because once the pitcher started throwing 90-something, it was like I could get a single. But like there's guys that can just fucking hit bombs. And it's like you have 0.04 of a second to react. It's kind of crazy that these guys nowadays, like, there's a young ball player,

Danny, you would love. His name is Vladimir Guerrero Jr. His first name means the impaler.

I'm more. I know who he is. I know who he is.

Yeah. I'm familiar with all that. He batted 351 last season. Two stolen bases.

Two and we do. He's fat is fat the thing is as you said

Leo you failed in baseball mm-hmm I never tried therefore you would have been a pitcher

obviously you're lanky you act like a pitcher which is a jerk off pitchers are jerkoffs

I liked I had a coach who put the pitchers in the bullpen the whole time.

So we didn't have to fucking frattenize the position players, the hitters who have to focus every game, didn't have to fratinize with the pitchers who only come in for one inning or once every four or five days. They're locked up like stray dogs the rest of the time. Exactly. Just know.

I think my last at-bat in Winterball, 1990, maybe 2001, I hit a triple.

A triple is a great, great feeling.

I retired on a triple.

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