Austin

you know how lucky you are to be alive right now

dude I'm very fucking lucky because you almost smoke my ass

Austin last night I want to jump right to the moment of climax

but him and cigar guy were hanging

around late at my place after the Logan Paul fight yeah I was high I just

wanted to go to bed.

So I go to bed.

They hang out for 30 more minutes in the living room, eventually let themselves out, lock the door.

But Austin forgets he left his keys on my couch.

Foolish.

So what do you do, Austin?

This is all a blur to me.

Well, we woke you up and you let us out like, locked the door. Don't even remember that. And then... I was sleepwalking. You went back to sleep. You were fully naked. You were asleep with it. Yeah, you were fully naked. Was I normally erect? And you locked up the house, and I realized I left my key, so I knew the door was locked. Wait, wait, wait. I led you guys out of the house completely I realized I left my key so I knew the door was locked wait wait wait

wait so I led you guys out of the house completely naked yeah sleep yeah well I thought you were

wide awake just naked just strutting well you sleep naked so you might were you sleeping already

and then you got up yeah and I was sleeping next to my girlfriend that's why I'm thinking I might have had a

bowner I think you were probably a half tort did it look good I'm not going to my girlfriend. That's why I'm thinking I might have had a boner. I think you were probably half tort.

Did it look good?

I'm not going to say it didn't. Your eyes fell to my penis. Oh, dude. Well, you had a sexually harassed cigar. Is you already sexually harassed to you? That's his like, you know, you're in. You were not a crew member until you've been sexually harassed by dame. I've been penetrated.

All right.

So,

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