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The Leo & Danny Show

King Croc's Dating coach

The Leo & Danny Show

Leo Dottavio & Danny Mullen

Stand-up, Comedy

3.5983 Ratings

🗓️ 23 June 2021

⏱️ 110 minutes

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Transcript

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0:00.0

So Dino, we're going to try right now, you starting to show off in the proper way.

0:05.5

You've watched your brother do it with a slightly smaller penis.

0:10.8

Many, many, many, many times.

0:12.7

I mean, have you been under the influence of a drug when that was happening?

0:15.5

Yes, you were under the influence of a drug when that was happening.

0:18.0

And that drug is autism.

0:19.5

Yes.

0:20.7

But I want to see what you can do. All right. This is a big opportunity for you. Huge opportunity. Huge opportunity. Eight letters. Yeah. One of the biggest opportunities of your life. All you got to say. Two words. Do it. Play ball. Oh. Shee. And now we have a new starting pitcher it's dino running the show today guys big dick dino schloser i we got him here leo tells me that he was kicked back feet on the console big violation and when i first got, because I was the first one into the house, came back from

0:56.1

Santa Barbara visiting my girlfriend this weekend.

0:58.3

Dino was back here early.

1:00.0

I hear him on the phone with that groupie girl from the last episode.

1:05.8

What?

1:06.3

He's saying things like, yeah, they got me running it this week.

1:10.3

Yeah, big bump and pay making about six figgies. Six figgies. He kept saying six figgies. He said six figgies. Listen, you, you fuck. What do you think this is, dude? This is not something that you should be so laxed about that you can make a phone call to some whore prior to the fucking biggest opportunity of your life. She's a whore now? Yeah, she's a whore. You think, you think, Stallone, you think Rocky could, because it was sleeping before he was going to fight Creed for the world championship? Oh. He wasn't, dude. I don't like this attitude.

1:44.7

I don't like this bullshit.

1:45.5

You're already starting, you're starting terribly. You think John Glenn, when he was down in Houston, about to blast off into space, to be the first guy to do the whatever. I don't remember what he did. He was the first guy to orbit the earth. I think he jerked off in space. I think that's the first thing he did. The first guy.

1:59.4

I think that was John Glenn,

2:00.8

a very god-fearing,

2:02.1

devout Christian.

2:03.0

I think that was the first thing he did.

2:04.4

He masturbated in. I think he jerked off in space. I think that's the first thing he did. The first guy. I think that was John Glenn, a very god-fearing, devout Christian.

2:03.0

I think that was the first thing he did. He masturbated in space for the first time. Before he went up and masturbated, Leo, he was on the phone with this girl named Susie Beth. And he was saying things like, yeah, I'm about to go up there. I'm about to masturbate over the entire state of Texas

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