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arguing with Chris Sutton. I'm Andy Dawson. I'm Sam Delaney.

That's what I've just been listed to at the radio just before we've recorded this.

Is that 5 Live?

5 Live 606, some fucking half-pist spurs fan ringing up and arguing with Chris Sutton.

And I thought, is this what we've come to?

My wife used to call that show I'd just like to say because when I used to listen to it

I mean now obviously I'm pure talk sport back in the day when I used to listen to it, she'd just hear me listening to a show and she go,

you listen to that I'd just like to say show again. I mean like that's not what it's good she won't know where it should be all you

fucking is we really don't go I'd just like to say but what they are saying you know

oh Andy say mama I'm a spurs fair for my sins. Great show, love the show.

Anyway, I'd just like to say...

That great show...

That great show-up, for sure thing,

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