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Top Flight Time Machine

An Hour Of Loud Swearing

Top Flight Time Machine

Andy Dawson & Sam Delaney

Comedy, Sports & Recreation, Sports, Soccer

4.81.2K Ratings

🗓️ 11 January 2019

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

Some football stuff, a homage to ‘Allo ‘Allo, a massive snooker table, a security guard with sexy-but-cat-killing fingers and an axe-wielding scooter supplier.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Attention at all passengers. You can now book your train tickets on Uber and get 10% back in Uber credits to spend on your next train journey.

0:11.0

So no excuses not to visit your in-laws this Christmas.

0:16.5

Trains now on Uber. T's and C's apply check the Uber app. Here we go. This is it.

0:25.0

Here we go.

0:30.0

Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. we go here we go this is it

0:36.7

this is top flight time machine i am and dorson

0:40.5

i am sandelini That was an excessive pause.

0:45.0

Can you hear me?

0:46.0

It wasn't a pause.

0:47.0

Yeah, listen right.

0:49.0

I was it a dramatic pause was it?

0:50.0

No, you're always picking me up on there being a pause. So what I tried to do now is almost

0:56.4

overlap. As you're saying the last letter of Dawson, I'm trying to say Delaney, if I ever

1:00.9

listen back, there's a pause in there. I think it's a power play and I think you are editing in a pause.

1:07.0

Perhaps I am, perhaps I'm not.

1:09.0

I think I've rumbled your part, your latest power play.

1:12.0

It could happen because you know sometimes we record these

1:16.1

podcasts from separate locations because we can't be in the same room at the same time

1:20.0

usually I'm in Sundland and you're in London also Also, it's not just because of that, it's because we're both extremely busy men and important men.

1:27.4

I'm very successful media careers.

1:30.4

But today we are both in London because one of us has travelled 300 miles to be here and the other one can't make their way into the centre of their home city.

1:42.1

I couldn't make it basically five miles. No less than that really.

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