Huge day for the podcast. Today we have Professor Jordan Peterson in studio to settle the age old debate.

So Mr. Peterson, would you rather suck off one guy ten times or ten guys one time each?

By the time you're being asked to choose which cock to suck, you've made so many catastrophic errors that there's nothing you can do that isn't a sin.

Well, second, would you rather? So if you don't pick, I think they pick for you.

So either way, you're sucking someone off.

Says you. And what exactly do you mean by suck off? What do you mean by rather?

I guess suck off's like to completion and then would you rather is like you have to choose one.

And who's to say I don't suck off one guy ten times only to have them demand I suck off the other ten anyways.

Who's to say it stops there? What if as a consequence of my previous mistakes, they bring

in more men for me to suck off?

Uh, well, I guess after you do the sucking, they'll let you go?

And if your life is steeped in sin, you're likely to live in circumstances like that.

Well, I guess the goals, you want to try like the least gay option?

And what's obvious about that?

Well, I don't think you'd want to choose the more gay option, unless you're gay, I guess.

Don't play games! I know what you're trying to do. You're trying to back me into a corner where I have no choice other than to suck off men. Some people would make the argument

that sucking off the same guy ten times is kind of gayer because you get to know him and it

becomes a relationship. Don't be so sure. Okay, well... I think you should give up on that line of

questioning. Oh wait, are you saying the choosing is the gay part? Because if you just let them

choose for you, there's some deniability you didn't want to. No, I'm saying I do everything I bloody well could so that I'm not in that situation to begin with.

What about would you rather suck off your dad or have your dad suck off you?

It's hypothetical and it's not answerable.

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