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HARD LAUNCH with Dan and Phil

Studio71

Society & Culture, Comedy

5.0 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 15 December 2025

⏱️ 37 minutes

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0:00.0	I'm in a good mood today.
0:01.1	Why, Philip?
0:02.0	Because I got invited to a party.
0:03.6	When?
0:22.3	This morning. What do you mean? When this morning did you get invited to a party? When you're in the shower, the guy came to look at the electricity meter. He asked me if I liked a party and I was like, yeah. And then he handed me this card with his WhatsApp on it. I'm so... Wait, wait. Sorry, no, we need to rewind here.
0:22.7	What?
0:22.3	A man we don't know, came into our house. with his WhatsApp on it. I'm so... Wait, wait, sorry, no, we need to rewind here.
0:22.7	What?
0:25.2	A man we don't know came into our house.
0:27.8	How soon into the conversation did he... Oh, we had like a bit of small talk.
0:29.1	You were doing some friendly banter.
0:30.4	And he said he liked the look of the home renovation.
0:32.1	Nice.
0:32.5	And he said that I looked like someone that liked to party.
0:34.2	I was like, yeah, I don't mind a party. And then he handed me a card with his... Look, I got a little special party card. What? Phil, that was a drug dealer. No! No, it wasn't. Are you joking? I thought he thought I was fun. Phil, did he say, do you like to party? Or do you want to come to a party? He said, do I like to party? Phil, sweet little egg. Oh. No. No. I don't want to buy meth. People that want to invite you to a shindig don't give you a business card with a WhatsApp number on that. I thought you just thought
1:11.6	I was cool. No, no. I wasn't giving you the business card back. I was just doing a slow pat. Maybe I want it back.
1:19.8	You're annoying enough, Phil. We really don't need. We don't need the help. I'm so sorry. You are cool
1:26.1	enough to invite to a party. That is not what happened to you this morning. Oh. And I'm glad that I'm so sorry. You are cool enough to invite to a party.
1:28.2	That is not what happened to you this morning.
1:30.2	Oh.
1:30.5	And I'm glad that I'm here to protect you from strange men.
1:33.8	When you watch that crazy podcast episode, you know who we called.
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