Dan got caught playing a yaoi game

HARD LAUNCH with Dan and Phil

Studio71

Society & Culture, Comedy

5.0 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 8 December 2025

⏱️ 41 minutes

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0:35.7	Your one happy helper. Some fun, some food. It's all inside this happy meal. Until the 30th of December from 11am includes one pre-selected book or toy while stocks last. Subject to availability, fair ordering policy applies. Dan was caught playing a Yowie game last night. No, I'm so embarrassed. I've never been this exposed ever, but there's a perfectly reasonable excuse, okay?
0:56.0	Oh yeah, what is the excuse?
0:58.0	I was playing a homosexual dating simulator for research
1:02.0	because I thought that maybe we could do it because the viewers of this podcast would enjoy it.
1:08.0	Right. And I went to all lengths to try to protect my anonymity. I went invisible on Steam. I mean, you're invisible on Steam, but what you didn't know is your Discord status were showing you the game you were playing. I like my friends to know what I'm playing in because they're like, hey, I saw you're online. Do you want to hop in to the Yowie? Oh, for God's sake. Yowie boys were hopping on something. You've not only got your friends, my northern friends from Manchester, you've got other YouTubers there. And they were saying... You don't understand. The people that I'm friends with on Discord is business contacts. Phil's Friends from Manchester. It's my straight gamer friends, that don't understand this world.
1:45.0	No. Markiplier.
1:46.8	And Dan, the game you chose had such an explicit name, I can't even say it.
1:50.8	Well, I did, okay, no, some of these dating games are purely about the romance and the comedy.
1:56.4	Right.
1:57.4	It turned out this one was really about the gyration and the animation.
2:01.6	The gyration.
2:02.9	And just for the science, why were you playing it for two hours?
2:07.4	I'm just curious.
2:09.0	I was just trying to see if it would go anywhere.
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