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Did We Catch A Preschooler Say Something CRAZY On Air Today?

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 26 August 2025

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Did we just hear baby Jimmy say what we think he said? Click here and let us know what you think!

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0:00.0

It's the Bert Show.

0:02.4

I'd say this morning, experiencing my first car pool, I think I would say that sometimes

0:10.1

bucket list items don't need to be.

0:13.6

On a scale of 1 to 10, how much did you enjoy yourself this morning, Bert Weiss?

0:17.0

I've really enjoyed the company of the adult that was driving.

0:19.2

Yeah, Alex is nice.

0:21.4

But I was telling these guys that because of this job, and this is the only real job I've had outside of Taco Bell, I didn't get the opportunity to drive my kids and their friends to carpool at all.

0:34.5

So when Kristen was on the phone with Bart and they were organizing everything, I'm like, oh, you know what? I like experiences. I like to experience that. So I went over to their house today. And they've got this amazing system set up. What a blessing to be on that, in that neighborhood with the neighbors on both sides of the house with kids at the same age and everybody gets along so you got the system it's a

0:55.0

blessing it really is i mean we have a great neighborhood a ton of kids everybody and our house is

0:59.5

like in the middle we have this nice big front yard so everybody congregates and plays there

1:03.4

but as far as school goes they we have set up this rotation and there's our house in the middle

1:09.6

three houses four boys total all go to the same

1:13.2

elementary school. So it's like, why wouldn't we do a carpal rotation? So yeah, that way one,

1:18.2

like a family takes one week and they're responsible for getting everybody to school. And then,

1:23.3

you know, then you get two weeks off. Who was sassy pants that kind of chewed me out this morning?

1:27.1

What's her name? That was Reese.

1:28.8

Sassy pants.

1:29.7

How old is she?

1:31.0

Reese is four. She's the same age as Jimmy. She's like a month. I think she's like a month older than Jimmy. So we dropped the boys off. And then it was Reese and her dad and me. and we were dropping her off

1:24.7

because it was on the way over to your house

1:26.2

where my car was.

1:27.4

And he asked me,

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