DF2 #2.02. Half a Dozen Flaming Peasants

Dragon Friends

Dave Harmon

Actual Play, Australian, Comedy, Rpg, Dnd5e, Improv, Dungeons, Dnd, Dragons

4.9 • 601 Ratings

🗓️ 3 March 2025

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

With the cinders of the governor's mansion receeding into the distance behind them, The Heroes of Yearth set off to aide in any way they can against the Dragon's wave of destruction. However, for the legendary Heroes of Yearth, being heroes to the local people may prove to be a challenge they hadn't bargained for.

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0:00.0	I also thought that you all might like to hear a little voice note that a certain Dave Harmon sent me yesterday.
0:08.1	This is what he said.
0:09.5	Hey, hang, it's Dave.
0:10.9	I think you've got your first episode of Dragon Friends tomorrow.
0:13.5	And I just wanted to say, take a deep breath.
0:17.3	I'm sure you've got this.
0:18.4	And, you know, if there is a God, you will suffer.
0:23.6	The way you made me suffer, motherfucker You can pray but your gods won't save you
0:26.6	The worm's fire will not spare you
0:29.6	Dumb and destruction
0:31.6	Dev and rebirth
0:32.6	The room can return with the heroes of yours
0:35.6	Their jaws are all tizz, Their asses are fast,
0:38.6	They're shiny and golden
0:40.0	And one wears a hat
0:41.8	That's not a huss
0:43.3	That is a bonus
0:45.3	You don't fall
0:53.3	Our heroes arrived The next day on the outskirts of Green Nest.
1:00.5	Karen Valerian, played by Simon Griner.
1:03.0	I forgot to say that last episode.
1:04.8	That's all right.
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