Hello, my name's Michael. I'm going to be DMing this, which is cool.

And you're all going to have a fun time.

You're all going to have a fun time.

Gather good people, I'll tell you a tale of heroes and cowards dressed in chain mail

of kings and children, beggars and lords and dragon fire that burned them all.

Behold the skies on fire.

Hear the roar, dracon inquire.

Foretold this fear has a name.

The terrible Drake will drive men insane.

But look to the ashes of Phoenix's burst with six wondrous heads, the heroes of your!

You can pray, but your gods won't save you.

The worm's fire will not spare you.

Doom and destruction, death and rebirth.

And who can return with the heroes of yours?

Their jaws are all chiseled, their asses are fast, they're shiny and golden and one wears a hat.

That's not a hat.

That is a bonus.

You don't fall.

It has been just over a year since our heroes defeated Celestia, a well-thought-out villain

from a previous season. A year of peace and prosperity in the land of earth, and our heroes have

been busy. Polly Waddle, Ducklin Rogue, has once again abandoned her children to pursue her own selfish ends.

This time, an album of Christmas carols recorded on a precarious wax cylinder in the style of Michael Bublay.

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