Well, I mean, just to lighten the mood, sometimes I go to the bookstore where several of Ivan Millett's victims worked.

Guys, what are we doing? What are we doing?

You can pray, but your gods won't save you. The worm's fire will not spare you.

Doom and destruction, death and rebirth. So who can return with their heroes again?

Their jaws are all chiseled.

Their asses are fast.

They're shiny and golden and one wears a hat.

That's not a hat.

That is a bonnet.

You don't fall.

Oh! Oh! You don't fall Our heroes!

The only heroes left in the world

are trapped inside the fortified keep

of the small town of Green Nest,

famous for its coconut rum,

set there by Governor Nighthill

to prove him a worthy governor

while raiders, marauders and cultists

run amok outside the walls,

killing and looting as they please.

George Gostellan,

the dwarf, the George in charge

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