First Comes Lesbian Sex, Then Comes The Death Rattle

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 21 October 2024

⏱️ 60 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 01:51:24 Grandma Wants Some Lesbian Action 05:18:09 Human Death Rattle 08:31:13 Dyking Out With Meemaw (Continued) 11:07:08 Granny Talks Dirty And Whips Out Her Low Hanging Knockers 17:07:19 Meade Gains More Weight 18:32:00 Meade Address Small Crowd Size, Blames It On God 20:55:05 Extreme Predator Catchers 26:19:23 Sign Up For […]

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0:00.0	Freaks, it's Monday, October 21st, 2024, coming up on the program today when your
0:05.1	grandma wants to Lizzo. Plus, eating some underage ass, just because you're bored,
0:10.9	which celebrity impaled his dick on an iron fence, and pants to cram your
0:15.8	creamy butter candy in.
0:17.8	All this for your voicemails, today!
0:19.6	I've fallen and I can get up.
0:25.0	Get up.
0:27.0	Get up.
0:30.0	Get get get get get get get
0:32.0	get. Where did I park my car?
0:35.0	Oh no.
0:37.0	I can.
0:39.0	Get over there, Pat.
0:40.0	Oh, good, all good.
0:42.0	Good girl. God, dang, that's good.
0:45.0	Good girl.
0:46.0	Good girl.
0:48.0	Good girl.
0:49.0	They ain't no nut, the fruit cake gonna mess with my reach out. Oh no.
0:55.0	Do you like to mess with my reach on.
0:57.0	Good girl.
0:59.0	You know what the only child about the only generation of a few people. I hope you end up in a few people. I hope you end up in a relax and I hope the sheriff
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