I'm Christopher Titus, and this is the Armageddon update.

Joe Biden is old, and it turns out, people, he was old the whole time he was president.

What?

Jake Tapper is up for the Pulitzer after noticing that an 82-year-old man was an 82-year-old man.

Good job, Jake.

Thanks for cracking that story wide open.

We stand by our book, and we do hope that history does reward the truth.

I love it.

Can't wait for your book on Puff Daddy being black and dyeing his hair.

Listen, whether Joe Biden was slower or older or had dementia.

Look, I wouldn't have picked Vice President Trump to be vice president

to think she's not qualified to be president.

Or couldn't talk, or was pooping himself, or was just a head in a jar.

He was still better than this guy, who, by the way, is also slower, older, has dementia.

He ended up getting a divorce, found a new wife.

Could you say a trophy wife?

I guess we can say a trophy wife.

It didn't work out too well.

But it doesn't, and that doesn't work out too well.

I must tell you, a lot of trophy wives.

Can't talk.

Victor Orban.

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