You know, You know, You know, You know, You have found the Titus podcast Armageddon Update with host Christopher Titus, Rachel Bradley,

and Ken Hyland.

And now, here's Christopher Titus with this week's Armageddon Update.

Hey, everybody, I'm Christopher Titus and this for the thousands time.

Is the Armaged an update?

Well, of course, Elon was high the whole time.

Okay, finally.

We finally have a reason why someone would go full Third Reich

and then watch ghosts and fairies fly in the Oval Office.

Yeah, yeah, oh yeah, what condition my condition was in.

This guy is just one large bank account away from this guy.

And how many of us have woken up after a long ketamine three-day weekend,

after decimating government services and screwing the poorest people

in the country? And we're told by our friends, dude, you would not stop hiling Hitler.

So Elon's now gone. And two trillion has been cut by the Doge team.

We can do at least two trillion. Wait and hold up, sorry. Actually, nothing was saved by the Doge team.

In fact, as of June 3rd, 2025, Doge has claimed

to have saved $180 billion. An analyst by the partnership of public service estimated these

savings will actually cost taxpayers $135 billion. And that's just in 2025 alone. Other analysts

found billions of dollars in misaccounting, and some of the money spent

was spent at dispensaries. However, they have really cool merch. So, the guy in charge of finding

fraud and waste fired all the guys who were in charge of fraud and waste because he knew that,

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