I'm Christopher Titus.

And this is the Armaged Nut Day.

You know, it just keeps getting weirder, doesn't it?

If a year ago you would put all your money on total chaos, corruption, and stupidity,

today you'd be raking in the chips.

There's just, there's just no rules anymore.

The president just took an airplane from Qatar.

I think it's a an airplane from Qatar.

I think it's a great gesture from Qatar.

I appreciate it very much.

An airplane that they don't want because of how expensive it is to maintain and store.

It's too big to land at a lot of airports. So Qatar, a country, by the way, that in the past has supported Hamas, al-Qaeda,

and a diet-rich-and-saturated fats,

yeah, they're also terrorizing a orders too.

Now, Qatar has come around and has stopped or arrested some terrorists.

Okay, they're better now, but they still allow people that finance terrorism to operate freely in their country.

So they're still kind of terrorist adjacent, as it were.

But yeah, Trump, cool plane.

Trump says the plane was given to the Air Force, but when he leaves, he gets to take it for his

library. Trump's library, by the way, will be one drawer in a nightstand because he's banned all the

books. It's also weird to have a library for a dude who frankly can't read.

Am I supposed to read it right now?

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