Dense Loaves, Excess Bananas, Bone Conductive Dildonics

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.6 • 6.5K Ratings

🗓️ 15 January 2026

⏱️ 110 minutes

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Jesse Thorn and Dave Lyons join us to discuss bug tennis rackets, dense loaves and false desserts, magnetic bowls, too many bananas, La Jolla, elephant seals, Dave's fixation with Bentley's unit and so much more. Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and Podcast Pals Product Picks.

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0:00.0	And now live from Podcabit in Burbank, California, it's the Allison Rosen is your new best friend show tonight.
0:07.2	Allison welcomes your guests. He's a podcaster, dog junk appreciator, and yacht rock coiner. It's David Lyons.
0:13.7	And he's a radio and podcast host and founder of the Maximum Fun Podcast Network. It's Jesse Thorne.
0:19.9	Tone Zone is here with a new series on Academy
0:22.5	Award Snubs. Today's entry is one of his favorites. Of course, it's 2007's Norbit. I'm her husband,
0:28.8	Daniel, Sam Hop on board the love bus and say hello to your new best friend. Allison Rosen.
0:34.1	Allison Rosen is your best friend. Allison, Rosen, Allison, Rosie is your new best friend.
0:39.6	Allison, Allison, Allison's your new best friend. Hello, my little dark chocolate raspberry fudge is your new best friend.
0:56.0	Hello, my little dark chocolate raspberry fudge is.
0:58.5	Welcome to another exciting episode of Allison Rosen.
1:01.2	Is your new best friend?
1:02.2	That particular dense carbohydrate was sent in on Patreon.
1:06.0	Patreon.
1:06.7	By Matt McClellan.
1:08.0	Yes, I'm on Patreon.
1:09.4	All sorts of fun stuff over there.
1:10.7	You can get episodes of the Friend Zone. That is my bonus Patreon podcast. And there's a love where you can text me and I'll text you back. And I do a daily text update. You can submit carbohydrates. You get episodes early. If you're going to subscribe, which I hope you will, do an annual subscription and then you get two months free.
1:32.1	That's a good deal. Also, I am on substack. I've been mentioning substack for a while,
1:38.5	even though I was writing less frequently. However, if you listen to the episode, the award-winning episode where we shared our New Year's resolutions, one of mine was to write more frequently. That was like one of 26 resolutions. And I've done none of the other ones, but I've been writing a lot, like so much that I worry that I'm driving people away. But there was a particularly juicy one that just went up, Allison Rosen. Dot substack.com. Did you already play the substack drop? Sure did. Can I hear it again?
2:02.0	Substack. I don't know why I can. I'm not tracking. I'm not tracking anymore. I'm having sync issues. Turn your headphones up. Yeah, I guess so. I would like to say hello to my guest. I'm very excited about this episode. Welcome back to the show, Jesse Thorne. Hi. Hello. Hello,
2:16.9	Hello, Dave Lyons.
2:19.3	Hello to you.
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