Daniel and Alison (Toast Soldiers and Support Groups)
Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend
Alison Rosen
4.5 • 6.4K Ratings
🗓️ 19 January 2026
⏱️ 68 minutes
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Summary
I nearly divorce Daniel over a casual comment he makes about the weather and he proposes there should be a word for something interesting-adjacent. We recount some support group experiences and I want to know why Daniel is being so cool about the fish tanks.
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| 0:00.0 | Allison Rosen, |
| 0:03.0 | Allison is your new best friend |
| 0:06.0 | Allison, |
| 0:07.0 | Alice in |
| 0:09.0 | With perfect good times never end |
| 0:11.0 | Allison |
| 0:13.0 | To win a wave |
| 0:16.0 | against a dance again |
| 0:17.0 | Allison |
| 0:19.0 | Rosein |
| 0:20.0 | Allison's your new best friend. |
| 0:22.7 | Hey, everyone. |
| 0:23.5 | Hi, hello. |
| 0:24.2 | Welcome to another exciting episode of Alison Rosen is your new best friend. |
| 0:28.0 | I am sitting here in PodCabin with your husband in mind, the people's husband, |
| 0:33.5 | Daniel Quants, 26. |
| 0:35.7 | It's the 2026 version of Daniel Quants. Yep. Hi, everybody. How's it going? |
| 0:40.6 | It's going well, you know, nice, beautiful day. Yes. So finally warmed up. Wait a minute. |
| 0:48.3 | Finally warmed up is what you say when it's like April or May and it's still snowing. |
| 0:56.4 | Well, really, you cannot say, lest the heavens hear you, you cannot say finally warmed up |
| 1:02.8 | when it's January 17th and it's 90 degrees. |
| 1:08.0 | This is Southern Town. |
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