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Anything Better?

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🗓️ 25 September 2025

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

Paul holds down the fort with the help of Jake the Snake while Bill checks in from his hotel room. The fellas have a combined total of 4 wins through the first 3 weeks, setting a record for worst start to a season.

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0:00.0	What's up, everybody, and welcome back to the Anything Better podcast, NFL edition,
0:07.3	previewing week number four.
0:11.3	Holy shit, am I off to the worst start ever?
0:14.4	Oh, and four, week one, two and two, week two.
0:18.1	And, oh, Pauley did another goose egg in the wind column oh three and one thank god the
0:23.7	chargers jake the snakes chargers thank god they got me the three points to at least push and not go
0:30.2	oh and four um i was at the giants game what my son what a travesty so bad um but uh we are here i am here okay jake the snake
0:42.1	are uh uh injury guys over there we don't know what jake is we have uh andrew themlist you know
0:47.7	where andrew themless is the greek freak he's always in beverly hills because he's the beverly
0:51.4	hills kid uh and bill burr is in an undisclosed place, but due to travel, he will be doing this from afar, but you will get Bill's picks before we start the show. We have to shout out our sponsor. It's the great sponsor, guys. It is BetM-G-M-G-M-G-G-S-W-E-N-S-W-E-N-U-R-N-B-U-R-R. If you want to do the BED-M-G-M-G-S stuff with us, all you got to do is download the
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1:50.7	it's the second touchdown in that NFL game. You will get your cash back. All right? So read all the fine print, but there you have it. Welcome to the show. We're going to start getting into our
1:55.7	picks. And before we get into our picks, you know what we have to do. We have to make my screen,
2:00.3	not blurry. I don't know why. There we go to do we have to make my screen not blurry i don't know why
2:02.0	there we go and we have to bring in jake the snake uh to talk some injury
2:08.3	hey how you're paul there he is there he is the blinds are closed that's right um yeah so
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