Have you ever wondered what a sandwich sounds like?

Not much to it, is there? Unless, of course, it's a Walker's sandwich. Mmm, that is good. Now that's what Asani should sound like. Go all crisp in with walkers. Delicious. Delicious. From everywhere USA.

It's Fox Across America with Jimmy Fela.

Put on a poncho.

There's a food fight going on in Washington, D.C.

It's Fox Across America with Jimmy Falla on a big Wednesday.

The government slated to reopen later this afternoon.

Democrats going full Peewee's big adventure on Chuck Schumer.

I mean, dude, shit, you remember that scene when they're in the bar and Peewee's knocked over all the motorcycles and they're going to, you know, I say we hang them and then we drown them

and then we kill them, you know, I say we let him go.

No!

That's pretty much where they're at with Chuck Schumer. Anything you can think about Chuck Schumer being said right now. You can't just make up lies about people. Oh, they're not making up lies. Unfortunately, Pee-wey, a lot of them are true. We'll get into it. It's a very busy episode of the show. Kennedy's going to be here.

The K train rolling back into the station, two sports star from MTV and of course the Fox News

platform. Diamond Dave Landau, comedy's sexiest man. And yes, Dave and I are going to get into

the new emails unearthed by House Oversight Dems that include commentary about Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump.

We'll have the conversation.

This guy will say anything.

You damn right, he will, because I am not an activist.

I am a talk show host.

You are all welcome to agree or disagree.

None of it matters to me.

My only agenda is to keep you mildly entertained and serve as some form of spiritual caffeine during your workday, something you look forward to, something that picks up the energy a little bit.

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