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Hey Sainsbury's.

Off to my neighbours' Christmas do later.

Got any gift ideas?

How about our taste the difference chocolate chip short bread tin,

deliciously moorish or butter biscuits in a boozy box? Or give them a treat for the eyes and the taste buds with our indulgent taste the difference cherry and amaretto panitone. What do you think?

I think I'd rather keep them for myself. Looking for a tasty festive gift. Ask Sainsbury's.

Sainsbury's good food for all of us.

Subject to availability, available in selected supermarkets and online.

Bang, happy Wednesday. I'm in good spirits. There's a lot going on. I'm happy to see the government reopen. Yes, it seems the pain was pointless. But we got to laugh about it because yesterday

I was tweeting about the Democrats.

They've been spending for, you know, basically 40 days, the longest shutdown in government

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