Deliverance Us From Evil

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 30 May 2025

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

EP #757: Bryan doesn't want to go to church anymore. But, since some of them sell pretty cool merch now, he may reconsider! One Mega-Church in Florida is rewriting all the ways a pastor can wealthy. A resort, merch, classes and a cool "Deliverance Center"! Equipped with fake doctors in lab coats and cool waiting rooms. Plus, Bryan and Krissy review the certain downfall of humans from ChatGPT. Just as soon as Bryan can train his ChattyPT to digest more than one episode of the show. Then, Pastor Jenny is selling the wallpaper and cheap mugs. But the best part is her glamping. Right next to the highway. TCBits: TCB's Endless Day is tomorrow! (May 31st, 2025) Watch EP #757 on YouTube! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Youtube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@tcbpodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.tcbpodcast.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ CREDITS: Hosts: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Bryan Green⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ &⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Krissy Hoadley⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath TCBits / TCBits Music: Written, Voiced and Produced by Bryan Green To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Oh yeah, cats and kittens. Just one more sleepless night until you get TCB's endless day.
0:12.8	12 episodes, 12 hours. And if that don't tickle your tail feather, I don't know what will.
0:18.8	I just wanted to come on and remind you that tomorrow
0:21.5	morning, Saturday, May 31st, Chrissy and I are going to be up to no good, like a good boy
0:27.6	and a good girl should. All day and most of the night, sliding into your inbox, making you feel
0:33.3	all right. Won't you tune in, come on and have some fun. You can bring a lady or a man
0:38.1	fellow and they may make you come. All right now, kids. Settle down. Everyone take a
0:42.5	spoonful of sugar. In all seriousness, tomorrow, TCB's endless day brought to you with limited
0:48.6	commercial interruption by our good friends at five-hour energy. And while I'm off the subject,
0:53.9	let me remind you. It's May. It's Mental Health-hour energy. And while I'm off the subject, let me remind you,
0:55.0	it's May, it's mental health awareness month, and everybody has a bad day or two. Maybe you've
1:00.9	strung a couple of them together. Maybe you've strung a couple bad months together. Maybe you're
1:05.8	having a hard time getting out of bed. Maybe you've got the jingle jangles all in your head.
1:10.1	We have all been there,
1:11.3	my friends. It's no reason to fret, it's no reason to doubt, it's no reason to be down and out.
1:16.5	There is help available. You can dial 988 at any time, day or night, English or Spanish,
1:24.3	to talk to professionals who know exactly what it is you may need.
1:28.5	Life is tough.
1:29.4	2025 ain't no cakewalk and that ain't no jive turkey.
1:33.3	Call a friend.
1:34.3	Call your mama.
1:35.0	Call your papa.
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