On this episode of the commercial break.

Hey cats and kittens.

It's Rachel, and I'll be your tour guide as we all navigate the next 12 hours of TCB's endless day.

It's a 12, maybe 13-ish episode marathon, celebrating five years of

mediocre comedy podcasting excellence. Hard to believe we've let these two do this for so long.

Let's all talk about it when this is done. So whether you're just getting up or just getting in,

we're keeping you company for at least the next 12 hours.

Grab some caffeine, load up the carbs, lock the kids in the basement, and ignore the phone.

The first hour of our endless day starts now.

The next episode of the commercial break starts now.

Oh, yeah, cats and kittens.

Welcome to TCB's Endless Day.

I'm Brian.

This is Chrissy Haudley.

Best to you, Chrissy.

Best to you, Brian.

And best to you out there in the podcast universe.

Sounds totally unnatural to do the opening that way.

I'm not going to do that again. I'm just going to do a regular opening. Do a regular opening. Yeah, I didn't like that. I didn't like the way that rolled out. But welcome to TCB's Endless Day Against All Odds. I think we've gotten this first one licked. We'll see how the rest of the day goes. We are celebrating five years of the commercial break. 700 and by the time we get done with this day, 72 episodes of the commercial break.

According to Chad, GPT, over 13 million words spoken, 896 hours of the show. could anybody have ever dreamed and could anyone have

the worst nightmare in the world and think about the most mediocre comedy podcast you could put out there

and then replicate it 772 times this is quite a feat i think we have accomplished here i think

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