Tina Tannin Tweed is now reopened.

After much ado about apparently nothing, we're happy to announce that Tina Tannin Tweed is back open to the general public.

Fake noon.

That's right, we here at Triple T are back in business and better than ever.

So get those pasty marble bags off the couch and come get some fresh rage.

We're talking to you.

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TTIT has two state-of-the-art tanning beds to suit all skin tones and types.

With our advance, 1982 burning bulb systems, you'll walk away feeling red and ready to take on those

selfies with confidence you need more facebook likes forget those modern uv filter beds other salons

offer with our special microwave technology you'll get that painful dark rose-colored glow you've

always been looking for roe the red special event coronavirus event? Coronavirus party? Your NASCAR race coming up?

Rooms. Come on in and peel off that first layer of epidermis to achieve maximum stop sign

Hugh. Prom night right around the corner? If you're 15 to 18, don't forget to ask for the

Little Chicken special. You'll get a 37-minute turn in one of our two,

currently operating tan vans. Parked right on the corner of Lola Avenue and Fairburn Street,

these vans are illegal in 49 states. But due to Tina's special relationship with the men of

city council, we are happy to bring back this early 80s tanning process. Illegal.

Ladies, have some extra pine straw in your flower beds?

Fear not, our tweezing specialists are here to save your day or night.

You're gonna get late.

With over two weeks of experience,

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