Deleted Scenes from Episodes #264 - 267

The Marc and Lowell Show

iRonick Media

Comedy, Leisure

2.2 • 560 Ratings

🗓️ 26 February 2018

⏱️ 22 minutes

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Summary

It's the show before (and after) the show! Here's an entire episode of the banter that goes on before and after we officially turn on the mics!

Transcript

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0:00.0	The following contains strong language, violence, and nudity.
0:03.2	It is intended only for mature audiences.
0:05.6	Viewer discretion advised.
0:07.2	The following presentation is brought to you by the Realm Network.
0:12.4	I love to sleep. I really do.
0:15.2	It's getting to be that time of the year, too, which is a lot better than that time in the month.
0:19.4	I'll tell you that.
0:20.5	But this is sleeping weather. The winter is the best. In the winter, I sleep my windows open with a lot of blankets. You like to do that? Get all cozy, right? You get that draft coming in from outside? Oh, I love that. And then the summer, I crank the air conditioner all the way up. I open up the windows. I sleep out in the backyard. Yeah, you get that
0:38.7	draft coming from inside the house. Oh, I like that. That's nice. I like that. You ever been so
0:44.8	tired you fell asleep sitting up? That happened to me like four days ago. And I woke up and I thought,
0:50.1	Jesus, I better pull over. This is dangerous. And it is dangerous. What with the economy the way it is?
0:57.8	But here's the problem.
0:59.1	I'm not getting a lot of sleep at night.
1:01.1	Because I get up to go to the bathroom,
1:02.6	like four times a night.
1:03.6	How many times for you?
1:06.9	How many times?
1:08.2	You don't get up until the morning.
1:11.5	So how wet is the bed in the morning?
1:13.5	It's pretty wet.
1:15.5	You're crazy, man.
1:18.0	You're a loser.
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