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All right, let's get started.

Oh, first off, we're supposed to be pushing cardstock this week.

So let's push card stock this week. Also, what is this?

Take record up?

For what?

For recording. Michael is on vacation and he has asked me to record all meetings and to type up the transcripts.

Okay. Karen, any news from that law firm? Yeah, the deal closed yesterday. It's a six-month commitment. Oh my God, Dwight, what are you doing? What? You're not allowed to take off your pants in the middle of the office. I'm not. Dwight, you know what, just back off, okay? That's making me uncomfortable. This is sexual harassment, by the way. Oh my God. He's got a knife.

I do not have a knife. No, let the record show that Dwight K. Shrewt is now completely nude and is holding a plastic knife to Stanley's neck. Let the record show that Jim Halpert is a liar. Dwight is now wearing a baby's bonnet. I am not. Oh, Jim Carrey just walked in. Dwight, get his autograph from Michael. Jim Carrey did not just walk in, okay?

Wait, what is that on your stomach?

Is that a Muppet baby's tattoo? Oh my God, Karen, you're right? That is animal from the Muppet Baby. You can't see my stature. I am now chopping off Phyllis's head with a chainsaw. Ringin' nin, ninn.

You're crazy, man.

You're a loser.

Playoffs.

It's the Mark and Lowell Show.

Starring, the meteorologist who does it for the viewers.

Smoke!

Lowell Melser.

Can you get out of here?

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