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Good afternoon, good night, wherever you are in the world. It's time to get out on the

high wire. And by the way, happy holidays. I'm sure you've been running around the malls

like I have and getting crazy and stressed out and wondering, how could this possibly

be the way that we celebrate joy and peace. But that's the whole I'm going to talk about

today. I just thought I'd put that out there. I had a heck of a time, getting all my shopping

done. I got to FedEx as well as moments of FedEx. I literally made it just the last

second. You know, you're running around. We got a lot of things we're doing with high

wire right now. Some very exciting stuff that you'll be seeing coming in the new year

that we're working on. But at the last minute, it's like, oh my god, I haven't sent out

my box of gifts yet. And so I looked and said, when is FedEx? Because now I'm about to

spend, yes, we had to send FedEx because now we're going to spend, you know, a couple

of hundred dollars to send some Chatsky gifts worth fifty dollars to my family in Colorado.

I'm sure you've done the same thing. But I find out I got like 20 minutes to get to FedEx

where they close out and you get this long line. And we're sitting there and the woman

in front of me has like these unboxed Barbie dolls and things that she's sending somewhere.

And she walks up to the desk and all three people at the desk start working with her.

Meanwhile, everyone's watched the clock tick. I'm the next one in line. There's 20 people

behind me. And we got five minutes. You can see the FedEx truck. It's wide open out

the back. And I finally say, wait, is anybody taking packages or are we all going to work

together to pack his this woman's Barbie dolls, which by the way, they say we'll never

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