Defying Gravity: Monday, November 25th, 2024

The Toast

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Comedy, Tv & Film

4.3 • 33.9K Ratings

🗓️ 25 November 2024

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Wicked Recap (18:38 - 48:45) Jason Kelce’s wife, Kylie, pregnant with baby girl No. 4 (Page Six) (48:45) Paris Hilton claims she’s still never had Botox or fillers (Page Six) (52:00) Teddi Mellencamp has ‘taken accountability and apologized’ for wrongdoing after alleged affair with horse trainer (Page Six) (1:00:02) Luann de Lesseps recalls ‘making out heavily’ with ‘tipsy’ Hugh Grant at a Hamptons restaurant (Page Six) (1:04:05) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) Lean In The Camper and The Counselor by Jackie Oshry Merch The Toast Patreon Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Good morning, millennials.
0:03.9	Welcome back to the toast.
0:04.9	Happy Monday that dead ass feels like a Wednesday because the week is so short.
0:08.2	We have so much to fucking talk about.
0:10.2	Hey, Jax.
0:10.9	How you, Dern?
0:12.1	Dern, good.
0:12.7	We have so much to talk about.
0:13.6	I was like working all night last night, you know, watching Wicked.
0:16.9	So.
0:17.2	I worked all night.
0:18.4	It doesn't feel like a Monday.
0:20.0	I worked all night. It doesn't feel like a Monday. I worked all night. I saw it late because
0:22.0	we went after the kids went down and like I didn't get home until the night. I mean, that's so
0:26.1	crazy of you. I was thinking like she's such a good mom like just miss bedtime one time. Like just
0:30.3	go to the movies at four o'clock. Like I went at five. It was perfect. We got home at like 8 30 i went to bed at 9 like it was perfect no seriously i got home 1145
0:39.0	that's so stupid no i didn't think that i don't know what i would have done differently i wouldn't
0:45.2	have like left my children to go sit at the movies like even sitting there and they're sleeping i'm
0:49.2	like now i remember why i never want to go to the movies like this experience is not for someone with
0:53.6	young children like least of all me. Um, but I, the movie, I had to see the movie. So I did what
1:00.3	needed to be done. This is all Jackie. I wasn't supposed to see the movie. I bought tickets
1:03.2	intentionally for Thanksgiving weekend. I thought it would be such a nice way to spend the
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