Thankful Self-Aware Cogs: Tuesday, November 26th, 2024

The Toast

Dear Media

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.3 • 33.9K Ratings

🗓️ 26 November 2024

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Tom Sandoval and Tom Schwartz's namesake bar Schwartz & Sandy's closing after just 2 years (Page Six) (20:08), Kristen Doute Is Pregnant! (PEOPLE) (23:58) 'Holding Space' for 'Defying Gravity': Viral 'Wicked' Journalist on Getting Recognized in Public, Selling Merch and What on Earth She Meant (Variety) (27:28) Hugh Grant doesn't remember making out with Luann de Lesseps in the Hamptons (Page Six) (34:16) Kylie Kelce is launching her own 'brutally honest' podcast (NY Post) (39:03) Glen Powell Says Lookalike Contest Winner Gets 'Their Parents or Any Family Member of Their Choice' a Cameo in His Next Film (Variety) (48:41) Dear Toasters Advice Segment (54:00) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) Lean In The Camper and The Counselor by Jackie Oshry Merch The Toast Patreon Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Good morning, Millennials!
0:04.0	Welcome back to the toast and happy Tuesday that feels like a Friday because we're fucking
0:08.0	celebrating, bitch, that's right. It's the last toast of the weekend. While you might be crying,
0:16.0	I am singing, because my work week is over. Yours probably isn't.
0:22.1	And I'm really sorry, but mine is.
0:26.8	Even though I have so much work to do tomorrow, actually, like, I'm working a full
0:29.2	day tomorrow.
0:30.6	Right.
0:31.1	Really sorry that we had the foresight.
0:33.5	A couple of geniuses here.
0:35.2	We had the foresight to take off the Wednesday before Thanksgiving.
0:38.6	And I just want to say thank you to Jackson Claude of Yore who made that decision.
0:44.6	But the good news is I know you're probably like, what the fuck?
0:47.9	Like I wasn't ready.
0:49.7	The good news is there's so much good news.
0:51.3	First of all, Claudia and I recorded a Patreon episode yesterday that's going up tomorrow morning. So if you need your daily dose of toast, head to patreon.com
0:58.7	slash a toast. It's a really fun episode because unlike other toasts, it's the fast five
1:02.8	stories that you need for the Thanksgiving dinner table. A couple of, you know, ice breakers,
1:08.3	non-divisive things to talk about with your family and friends. It's a annual episode,
1:12.9	Jack and I record every year. Just try to leave you guys for the holiday season with like good
1:16.8	non-hot topics to talk about, like literally moronic things going on in the country that you
1:22.8	can bring up with like family you hate, family you disagree with, family you feel awkward around.
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