A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

The Toast

Dear Media

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.3 • 33.9K Ratings

🗓️ 22 November 2024

⏱️ 61 minutes

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0:00.0	Good morning, Millennials.
0:04.0	Welcome back to the toast and happy Friday. I could sing, but I won't, because I value my business.
0:10.0	What do you mean? Our business is singing.
0:13.0	It's Friday.
0:14.0	Oh, you could sing a different song.
0:16.0	I could, but there's really no other song worth singing on a day such as today.
0:20.0	I feel like there are songs that would capture the moment.
0:24.1	Beautifully.
0:25.0	I'm feeling so conflicted about this.
0:28.6	Celebrate good times. Come on.
0:32.4	Let's celebrate.
0:33.7	Now, I'm feeling conflicted because obviously, like, you never want to be ungrateful for a Friday, right?
0:37.6	But? But literally, I'm sleeping conflicted because obviously, like, you never want to be ungrateful for a Friday, right? But?
0:38.8	But literally, I'm sleeping and I wake up and it's Saturday.
0:44.4	Like, I spent the first 20 minutes of today thinking it was Saturday.
0:48.4	You're improperly oriented.
0:50.9	And I actually could cry, like, how upset I am.
0:53.4	Like, it's really crazy how it fucked me up.
0:57.3	I'm really sorry to hear that. I've been there before. I actually think I was experiencing this last
1:03.1	week where it was a Friday and I was like, I know I'm supposed to be grateful, but like, I'm
1:06.1	and I was screaming at you to be grateful. I'm improperly oriented and like that's not my fault.
1:10.7	And it seems like we just need to have orientation, you know?
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