Can you deduce?

It has taken forever, but we are finally back with a deduce.

Now, we usually reserve this game, per se, for Patreon, but life happens.

If anyone has ever had pluracy, then you will understand why writing a case this week did not happen for me.

Deuce.

Because we didn't want to leave you guys empty-handed, we are going to be doing a deduce episode.

For those who don't know, this is basically a complete rip-off of the show, beyond belief.

I'll be telling Josh stories that may or may not be true. He will guess, and we hope you play along.

De-de-uce.

De-duce is not to make light of any of the real stories, whichever ones are real, but they're

stories we wouldn't usually cover. So it's kind of a lighthearted way to be able to tell maybe

not such lighthearted stories. So buckle in as I tell you four tales of weird, silly, strange,

bizarre crimes of incompetence, foot fetishes, dismemberment, and a mysterious murder.

You'll have to decide if the stories I'm telling are factual or made-up malarkey.

If you're a fan of horror films, like Josh and I are, you've probably already watched

the newest installment of the Final Destination series, Bloodlines.

As those films always are, it was a very silly romp through the minds of the writers as they came up with more and more creative and disturbing ways to kill off the characters.

One of those kills got more attention than the others as it was extreme,

but it also utilized practical effects. So it looked pretty real. And it's going to hold up

through the years a lot better than anything Marvel is burfing out. That's not deduce. That's just

my opinion. Let me guess. Which death? Okay. Is it the space needle falling and exploding?

No.

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