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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

December 8, 2008 – Part 1

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 December 2008

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to the show! Sean got a sweet new tattoo

AND Schnabel vs. Safer: Julian Schnabel faces off on "60 Minutes"

Transcript

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0:00.0

This is KVTL, brought to you by Demon's Bay.

0:09.5

For our first order of business, we'll go to Bruce.

0:12.5

Oh, hey, y'all fit my name.

0:15.0

Welcome to our maiden here at the SKU.

0:17.5

We got lots of exciting topics here tonight.

0:20.5

We gonna have a puppet show, we gonna have some jazz.

0:23.5

Now I'm just kidding.

0:25.0

I'm sorry I pulled y'all's legs.

0:27.0

I'm just a little excited because I met somebody today.

0:31.0

Someone in the bookstore.

0:33.0

Someone who lacks the same kind of literature as I do.

0:36.0

Oh, and the adventure begins again.

0:39.0

It surely does.

0:41.0

It surely does.

0:42.0

Welcome to a Monday night edition of TBTL.

0:45.0

Show that's probably too beautiful to live.

0:47.0

It's great to be alive!

0:49.0

Celebrated!

0:51.0

I'm your host, Luke Burbank, weighing in at 189 pounds.

0:56.0

For the moment, soon as Vanessa returns with her...

1:02.0

...grease soaked paper bags of dicks driving, deliciousness.

1:08.0

That'll be changing, but you know all that matters is what I weighed in at before showtime.

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