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CALL CHELSEA PERETTI

Chelsea Peretti

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.7 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 17 June 2025

⏱️ 71 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

Chelsea debuts her new career direction as she continues to chase a Pullitzer. An east coast bartender, a mom getting chemo, a literary section, a reflection on blueberries, several calls for help, Costco, and a lot of discontent.

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0:00.0	Reminder to the listener that this episode is pre-recorded.
0:03.2	There is no discussion of the shit show that is Los Angeles right now and the violent attack on immigrants who are the backbone of this country due to the episode being pre-recorded.
0:12.2	Also the utter disregard for due process is not discussed in this episode because it was pre-recorded.
0:17.8	Take good care.
0:25.6	Hello?
0:44.8	Okay, ASMR Queen. This actually sounds terrifying Is your dog co-hosting today again?
1:02.0	Yeah. Is your dog co-hosting today again? What's the topic today? Anything?
1:09.0	Traffic. Traffic.
1:13.6	Okay, that's a nice one, actually. I like the wind chimes. Hello. Hello.
1:36.3	Hello. ocean waves very relaxing
1:53.0	very relaxing I listen to the sort of noise go to sleep every night
2:06.9	Oh shit.
2:16.7	I'm dead. Oh shit. Am I dead?
2:22.5	Wild, wild thoughts.
2:25.4	Wild, wild thoughts.
2:27.9	Okay, so I have this whole new thing.
2:32.0	Hello?
2:33.1	Hello?
2:33.8	Hi. Chelsea? Yeah. Oh my God. I can't whole new thing. Hello. Hello. Hi.
2:34.2	Chelsea?
2:35.2	Yeah.
2:36.6	Oh my God.
	...

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