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Chelsea Peretti

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.71.5K Ratings

🗓️ 1 July 2025

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

Wearing a shirt she dreamed she wore, Chelsea has a rip roarin time with some excellent callers. A dissection of genres of internet posts. A special ability to aerate hot food, 90s toaster oven nostalgia, a desire to be around smart and nice people, bra surveillance, some dance, some songs, wildly drawn-out courtroom yarn, and finally… A MALE CALLER!!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Fokesy, boxy boosy boosy boosy

0:04.8

Here we are.

0:06.8

Did my makeup in two minutes.

0:08.7

I feel like I might have landed on something, though.

0:11.7

Well, only time will tell when I watch this down.

0:15.7

Later.

0:18.6

So, if you don't mind, I'll be researching travel during the pod today.

0:27.6

It's talking briefly about fur babies.

0:30.6

What do we think? Do we like calling dogs fur babies? I surely don't.

0:36.6

Spoiler alert. Also, I was thinking about genres of the

0:43.0

internet. There's the obvious one that's always driven me nuts, which is someone in the hospital

0:49.3

and they don't tell you why. It's also annoying the gatekeeping of like here I am at a beautiful location

0:56.2

and I don't tell you where it is or what the hotel is. But also it's annoying the food videos.

1:05.2

I started my day with a smoothie at this restaurant. It was delicious. I went here and me, me, me.

1:11.1

Like those are also, you're lying through your teeth. I don't believe a word you say.

1:15.4

So there's, there's no intel to be had. Got a cute little visitor. Oh, that's another

1:22.4

genre though, a video. Dog rescues, guilt tripping people who had to give up their dogs due to poverty or,

1:30.9

hey, what's you doing? Don't sniff too much. It makes me a little nervous. Oh my God,

1:36.1

everything. Okay, this is a genre. Travel and leisure posts, the gross reason you shouldn't

1:43.1

wash your hands in airplane bathrooms.

1:47.8

Then the caption, this does not mean you shouldn't clean your hands, but you should be doing it differently, according to experts.

1:54.9

Head to Link in bio. It's like, hey, if you're going to say something that's going to infect a bunch of people on a plane how

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