A VERY CHINTZY EPISODE

CALL CHELSEA PERETTI

Chelsea Peretti

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.7 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 1 June 2025

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Summary

Carey is radicalized by Fire Island and drops multiple Dorinda references in this very special, very chintzy episode. His magical tale of going septic and wearing a stent and purse of antibiotics and subsequent digestive woe. Toenail removal and a discussion of disturbing doctors. A lengthy analysis of sunflowers. Conversely, shocking caller opinions on roses. Carey shares dog perfume tips. An exploration of flat Christina Aguilera karaoke. Many helpful PSAs.

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0:00.0	Where'd you say you grew up?
0:01.4	South Jersey.
0:02.6	Oh.
0:03.6	It's like Philly, so we have a Philly accent.
0:05.8	Oh.
0:06.7	You say Coke.
0:08.1	Coke.
0:08.3	I used to date a Philly guy.
0:10.9	Phan.
0:11.9	Phon.
0:12.2	You live there, right?
0:13.2	Yeah.
0:13.4	Yeah.
0:14.8	With him.
0:15.6	I moved there to me with him right out of college.
0:17.6	Great idea.
0:18.5	Yeah.
0:19.4	Yeah, my mom and dad. I mean, like, when I think of it now, I'm like, how did they let me do that?
0:23.4	I mean, it's like.
0:25.8	He was a break dancer who did visuals.
0:27.8	And I literally.
0:30.7	Moving to Philly to breakdance.
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