Thank you.

And remember, remember to stick around after the show for the raffle where we give away one of Brit Hume's toes.

It's got 11.

Happy Wednesday, everyone.

So Chelsea Clinton is rumored to be running for Jerry Nadler's seats, where she'll have to compete with 1,000 flies.

And of course, any other Democrat who would be favored against Chelsea would have to worry about choking.

56-year-old lifelong bachelor, Corey Booker, finally engaged.

Yeah, which means Rashida Talib is no longer the only one with a beard.

Two jokes, price of one.

The United States obliterated a drug boat

off the coast of Venezuela killing 11

narco terrorists. Yeah.

It was still less violent than a carnival cruise.

According to a new poll, alcohol consumption in the U.S. has reached a record low.

Finally, a problem that can actually be solved by Kamala Harris.

To clean up the streets, President Trump said he's open to bringing back insane

asylum.

And already some patients have been looking at it as a great couples retreat.

A brand new ICE detention facility called Louisiana Lockup just opened.

And because it's near New Orleans, the guards will throw beads at you during the cavity

search.

Try to catch that.

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