Media: My Problems Are More Important Than Yours

Gutfeld! Monologues

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🗓️ 3 September 2025

⏱️ 10 minutes

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As seen on Gutfeld!, Greta Thunberg's boat trip to Gaza hit a snag and was forced to turn back! Meanwhile, Greg delves into the media's lack of principles, revealing some eye-opening truths. Don't miss these thrilling revelations! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Thank you. Thank you. You'll probably feel differently after the show.
0:12.0	Happy Tuesday, everyone. So Greta Thunberg's boat to Gaza was forced to turn back to port just hours after leaving.
0:23.2	Apparently, she forgot the bowl she uses to trim her hair.
0:31.6	Congresswoman Ilhan Omar's net worth skyrocketed from $51,000 to $30 million in just one year.
0:42.0	Yeah, but the most outraged over this revelation is her brother who never got a scent of alimony.
0:51.6	Google it.
0:53.6	In a new video, Rosie O'Donnell was sporting a massive cold sore.
1:03.1	Oh, come on.
1:04.8	It's actually the first time we believe that someone got herpes from a toilet seat.
1:13.5	Might be the worst joke we've ever done.
1:16.1	Over the weekend, baseless rumors that President Trump had died,
1:19.5	circulated wildly on social media.
1:22.8	Welcome to the club, said Joe Biden through a Ouija board.
1:29.5	Yeah.
1:31.6	Representative Jerry Nadler announced he's retiring after 34 years in Congress.
1:41.4	He's citing a need for change, referring to his trousers.
1:47.2	You know, I'm not going to say he ruins a lot of pants, but his dry cleaner did kill himself.
1:54.3	But if I know Nadler, we haven't heard the last from him.
2:05.0	Okay. from him. Now that's the first time we use sound effects
2:07.0	in a monologue.
2:09.0	And I think it went really well.
2:12.2	China will reportedly unveil the world's most powerful laser tomorrow.
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