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Gutfeld! Monologues

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🗓️ 5 September 2025

⏱️ 8 minutes

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As seen on Gutfeld!, Trump might just be taking things to the next level by contemplating revoking Rosie O’Donnell’s U.S. citizenship! Meanwhile, across the pond, a UK comedian has been arrested for making anti-trans jokes. Join Greg as he explores why so many people are looking to the U.S. with envy! Don’t miss it! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	All right. Thank you. Oh, stop you kids. I bet you didn't expect Brett Bear would do your pat down.
0:14.5	Good evening, everyone. All right, President Trump said he's giving serious thought to revoking Rosie O'Donnell's U.S. citizenship.
0:22.7	After all, since she left, there have been zero Bigfoot sightings.
0:29.5	Since President Trump canceled Kamala Harris' Secret Service Protection,
0:33.7	Los Angeles cops are being used to provide her security.
0:36.9	They're not even letting her drive,
0:38.3	not because she's a drunk, but because she's a woman.
0:43.3	I know.
0:44.3	Yeah.
0:45.3	I know.
0:46.3	It's 2025.
0:47.3	I agree with your outrage.
0:49.3	But the thought of having police officers guarding Kamala
0:52.3	has given me an idea for a new business.
0:55.5	A donut shop that sells wine.
1:02.6	Oh, it's probably because you do think it's a good idea.
1:05.6	I think they were doing what I was doing.
1:07.4	I was like, what's the name?
1:08.7	Grape holes?
1:12.2	I was like, where is the joke? I didn't say the joke.
1:15.2	All right, enough of you people. A hot mic caught
1:18.3	Vlad Putin and President Xi
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