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🗓️ 15 November 2019
⏱️ 22 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to another episode of Dear Cav, the show where you write in and I give you the best, worst advice on the planet. |
0:06.7 | As always, you can see your questions at Dear Cab at kevonstage.com. |
0:10.1 | Everybody remains anonymous. |
0:12.6 | And the show comes out on Fridays on YouTube, Facebook, and everywhere you can find podcasts if it's Apple Podcasts and Spotify. |
0:20.2 | Let's get started with the first question, |
0:21.7 | shall we, Cav? We shall. We shall overcome. Dear Cav, I recently got married in August of this year |
0:29.9 | to the love of my life. However, at the date of this email, we still haven't had the sets. |
0:34.3 | We have tried to have sets over the years, but it was never work. She would claim that my penis |
0:38.8 | was too big, and she would just resort to Orocessant. Therefore, we wait until marriage and even on our |
0:43.2 | honeymoon in Jamaica, she hit me with the same eschus. I feel like I fulfilled my end of the bargain, |
0:48.3 | but she isn't even trying to fulfill hers. Cam, I'm considering to get a divorce because at this point she is nothing more than a close friend. Plus, she's wasting my sexual prime. I'm 22. Please help. |
0:56.7 | First of all, boy, you don't know nothing about no sexual prime at 22. |
1:00.3 | You ain't even got hair under your underarms. |
1:02.6 | I got basketball shorts older than you. |
1:04.7 | Second of all, you don't consummate a man, which is putting P and Vigee, having a little butt, butt, you ain't married, my man. |
1:15.2 | You are just shacking up. |
1:18.0 | You got to consummate that thing. |
1:20.4 | I feel like you're well within your, first of all, how are y'all, this why y'all be having the premarital sex and you didn't, you didn't none of you didn't know none was happening you didn't you didn't foresee this as a problem uh I feel like |
1:33.3 | her her complaint that your penis was too big all right let's just let's just pump the brakes |
1:38.0 | all right let's you know she's too playing them penis but too big you and you get it chuck |
1:43.4 | yeah nah penises don't even go all the way in |
1:47.5 | okay and by the way man let's just stop i blew her back and i was at the back of the cervix |
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