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Dear Kev, Spicy foods causes Hemorrhoids! Should I stop eating it?? | #DEARKEVONSTAGE

Dear KevOnStage

Dear KevOnStage

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4.9 β€’ 740 Ratings

πŸ—“οΈ 8 November 2019

⏱️ 24 minutes

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Kev gives the best-worst advice that he possibly can answering your questions via [email protected]

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0:00.0

Hello and welcome to another edition of Dear Kev, the show where I give you the best,

0:03.4

worst advice on the planet. As always, you can submit your question to Dear Kev at kevonstage.com,

0:08.9

and you'll always remain anonymous. You can catch the show on YouTube and Facebook

0:12.9

and podcasts wherever they're available, Apple, podcast Stitcher and the like. Are you ready? I'm ready.

0:19.2

First question. Dear Kev, whenever I eat a ton of

0:23.9

spicy food, I get a hemroid. I love spicy food, but the hemroid makes my life very uncomfortable.

0:28.9

I take over-the-counter medications and creams. I just want the hemorrhoids to stop coming

0:32.1

all together. But I adore spicy food. Should I just stop eating spicy food so I can stop having

0:36.3

hemorrhoids?

0:42.0

Okay. door spicy food should I just stop eating spicy food so I can stop having hemorrhoids spicy food turns your butt inside out and you're asking me if you should stop

0:47.9

obviously you should stop the hemorrhoid if you don't know is when your booty

0:52.7

up in the butt but it gets so like swollen that it's like it goes outside the butt.

0:57.0

It's like, hey man, what y'all doing outside in the outside world? I'm usually on the inside, but I'm outside.

1:02.0

Spicy food is destroying your butt lining and you're just like, nope, sara. I don't even eat spicy food because I don't like the way it passes through me.

1:11.2

I can't even get it through my tongue, much less my butt, but. And your body is literally like,

1:16.0

please, can you stop? Can you stop? What else do we need to tell you? This, we don't like this

1:23.4

as a body. No fancy creams and lotions are going to do it, man. Stop eating this stuff.

1:29.2

And I get it. People who like spicy food, they really love it. But most people don't have

1:33.7

inside out, but as a result, you know the answer to this question. Your butt is crying out

1:40.6

to you. It's screaming. Literally like, please stop. You're punishing us. We're just a little

1:48.5

hole. And now we've been destroyed over and over again. Just, yes, yes, you should stop eating

1:57.8

spicy. Well, you know, after a certain age, you're like, man, I can't. I can't really do what I used to do.

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