Hello and welcome to another edition of Dear Kev, the show where I give you the best,

worst advice on the planet. As always, you can submit your question to Dear Kev at kevonstage.com,

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First question. Dear Kev, whenever I eat a ton of

spicy food, I get a hemroid. I love spicy food, but the hemroid makes my life very uncomfortable.

I take over-the-counter medications and creams. I just want the hemorrhoids to stop coming

all together. But I adore spicy food. Should I just stop eating spicy food so I can stop having

hemorrhoids?

Okay. door spicy food should I just stop eating spicy food so I can stop having hemorrhoids spicy food turns your butt inside out and you're asking me if you should stop

obviously you should stop the hemorrhoid if you don't know is when your booty

up in the butt but it gets so like swollen that it's like it goes outside the butt.

It's like, hey man, what y'all doing outside in the outside world? I'm usually on the inside, but I'm outside.

Spicy food is destroying your butt lining and you're just like, nope, sara. I don't even eat spicy food because I don't like the way it passes through me.

I can't even get it through my tongue, much less my butt, but. And your body is literally like,

please, can you stop? Can you stop? What else do we need to tell you? This, we don't like this

as a body. No fancy creams and lotions are going to do it, man. Stop eating this stuff.

And I get it. People who like spicy food, they really love it. But most people don't have

inside out, but as a result, you know the answer to this question. Your butt is crying out

to you. It's screaming. Literally like, please stop. You're punishing us. We're just a little

hole. And now we've been destroyed over and over again. Just, yes, yes, you should stop eating

spicy. Well, you know, after a certain age, you're like, man, I can't. I can't really do what I used to do.

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