What's up y'all? It's your boy Kev on stage and it's time for another episode of Dear Kev, the podcast show where I give you the best, worst advice on the planet. As always, you could send your questions into Dear Kev at kevonstage.com and you'll remain anonymous. Without you, there is no show. Shall we get to the first question? We shall read the first question we shall read the question we shall read the question

someday dear cab i've been single for about 10 years and really want a relationship but i don't want to

clean my apartment i know guys are going to come over and want to have the sex but i'm too lazy

to wash the sheets and clean the bathroom most guys my age still live with their mama these days.

So my place will be the only place to bang.

Who says bang like that?

I don't want to use cleaning services because I don't trust strangers.

I've had family members help with major clean, but the apartment just gets dirty again.

What should I do? do. P.S. I only use plastic cups and utensils so I can't offer the guys anything to eat or drink.

You should be prepared, you should be prepared to be single for another 10 years because if your

apartment is dirty, nobody wants to come be your boyfriend. And also, it makes me wonder

about the rest of your body.

Because you're like, man, I don't want to, you like you step into a dirty shower to get a

clean body.

Not likely.

Your butt probably stinks.

Now butts usually stink.

Right now, you stop watching this video. stick your hand in your butt and smell your finger

it's gonna stink even if you just got out the shower bust me like nah bro I'm gonna stink okay so the best you can do is keep the smell at bay

but if you ain't doing that you probably ain't cleaning your apartment Probably nobody wants to lick upon you anyway.

They don't want to lick up on because then you lick it's like sweaty and stuff.

And it's like, it's like gross when you go to somebody's house and you see their bathrooms dirty.

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