Hello and welcome to another episode of Dear Kev, the show where I give you the best, worst advice on the planet.

Today's questions come from six brown chicks.

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I grew up with a loving mother and older sisters.

I'm a domesticated man.

Met a great woman.

She used my bathroom and then calls me for me to come wipe her butt.

She didn't want to mess up her nails.

I told her to go. She said me to come wipe her butt she didn't want to mess up her nails i told her to go

she said all her dudes wipe her is this a thing w t f absolutely a thing listen do you know how many men

would be happy to wipe the butt of a woman? I mean, it's not a thing for regular

people, regular men. I wouldn't wipe my wife's butt. You know, women stink. They eating the

same greens you eating. Them hamhawks. Oh, it don't come out clean. I had a hard time wiping

my kids' butt. Once they came off of milk and went to solid food

I was like who man's this I'm gonna keep it two virgins with you you stink

okay now listen it's a thing because men would do anything to be with women if it means wiping her butt crack and looking at it, folding, wipe,

look, fold, wipe, look, fold wipe, discard, look, of course. Would you please lay next to me

if I will wipe your butt? Will you please get me in the mouth if I wipe my butt? Sometimes I don't

want to wipe my own butt. You ever go ever go to wipe slip get some on the palm

of your hand right here and you're like oh come on man you're 37 how did you slip how did it get

on the sides it's not supposed to be on the sides things happen but that's only something that

happens to people not to me but I couldn't wipe another person's but come on, man.

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