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For our fifth anniversary, I booked a surprise local getaway. When we checked in, my hubby looked embarrassed.

He couldn't get it up that night. Searching our credit card bill, I found that he goes to that hotel a lot.

He won't discuss what to do i know what

you're insinuating but black men don't cheat here's the thing i think one of two things happened

one he went there to um do business reconnaissance.

Maybe he wants to buy the property.

He wanted to learn about the amount of rooms available.

If the showers were in good working order,

toilets flushed in the strength, the pressure of the toilet flush.

Or he was going to take you there and he was embarrassed that he beat you or you beat him to the punch

it's not that he was going there and having sex with another woman because you know why would he do that

you know with you around you know, why would he do that?

You know, with you around, you know, sex with you is the best, the very best.

He, uh, uh, he was cheating on you. And that's why his penis failed him and you caught him red-handed or brown-handed

what color is black people's palms peach this is peach I would imagine you called him peach handed uh putting his pain in a different

regime you hate to see it black men do cheat by the way i don't and josh loves black

one but he don't cheat on him um but some black men they do cheat and you know

barry bond cheated on steroids Lance Armstrong cheated on bikes he's white though I'm all over

the place going back to the questions um here's what I want you to do have a have a baby with him next question i met my soulmate online i traveled to arkansas

to be with him separated from my husband of 11 years and left him and our kids behind two weeks

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