Dear Kev, I used him for food and he GHOSTED me. |#DearKevOnStage

Dear KevOnStage

Comedy

4.9 • 740 Ratings

🗓️ 29 May 2020

⏱️ 19 minutes

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Dear Kev, I used him for food and he GHOSTED me. |#DearKevOnStage

KevOnStage gives his advice on all things.

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to another episode of Dear Cab.
0:02.9	Today's questions will be from six brown chicks on Instagram.
0:07.0	So dear them.
0:08.5	First question.
0:09.7	It wasn't my type.
0:10.8	Skinny, nerdy, et cetera.
0:12.2	And I just went out with him because I was hungry.
0:14.2	I even joked about him on Instagram.
0:15.9	After a few dinner dates, we messed around and he was the best at everything.
0:20.1	I've been hitting him up for more, but he ghosted me.
0:21.6	Why?
0:22.6	Why?
0:23.6	Why?
0:24.6	Why?
0:25.6	Because you're a terrible person, that's why.
0:28.6	See?
0:29.6	See?
0:30.6	You gave up a little piece of the butt, but
0:36.6	for some cheesecake factory brown bread.
0:40.3	And now you want him to run them cheeks,
0:43.3	and he's nowhere to be found.
0:45.3	Ha!
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