Hello and welcome to another episode of Dear Kev, where I give you the best, worst advice on the planet.

As always, you can submit questions to Dear Kev at kevonstage.com, but do so at your own peril.

With that, first question.

Dear Kev, I started dating the manager of a Fortune 100 company. I love him. There's nothing

that he wouldn't do for me, but I'm just not satisfied sexually. He is a Mexican, so I was a little

worried about the rumors of his race having little pains. About a couple months in our relationship,

I was shocked to find out the rumors are true. My pinky is bigger than his penis. I'm not even exaggerating.

Not only is he small, but he never even lasts more than five minutes.

I've loved him, so I decided to put that to the side.

We are now married after two years and I'm just tired of faking calves.

He also gets mad whenever I use my B.O.B. after sex and quickly brings up that he isn't good enough for me. I don't even know what a B-O-B is.

B-O-B-B-B-O-B-the-Rapper?

Let me look it up real quick.

B-O-B.

Oh. Okay. Oh, okay, now I understand.

Do I tell him that I was faking for two years and that his penis is too little,

or do I keep being a good actor and a good wife?

Why does he pretend that his penis isn't small?

I've never seen anything like it. P.S. he was married before, but his ex-wife cheated on him twice for

the same reason. Please help, Kev. So, you're with a guy that has a Fortune 100 job and a payday loan

peeing. Ah, it's tough. He's over here working at one of the best companies ever

and working with a loan shark peen. He got a dollar store peen and a, and a, you know,

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