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Dear Kev, Dat Rona push my wedding back but I want SECKS! |#DearKevOnStage

Dear KevOnStage

Dear KevOnStage

Comedy

4.9740 Ratings

🗓️ 24 April 2020

⏱️ 18 minutes

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Summary

KevOnStage gives his advice on all things.

If you would like to submit your questions for Kev to answer, please email them to [email protected]

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello and welcome to another episode of Dear Kev, the show where I give you the best, worst advice on the planet.

0:31.3

As always, you can send me questions to Dear Keb at kebonstage.com.

0:35.1

These questions are real. These answers are terrible. We're every Friday

0:38.4

on YouTube, Facebook, and where our podcasts are found. With that, first question. Dear Kev,

0:49.9

I'm a happily engaged man, my fiance and I have been together for five years and we're

0:53.6

getting married soon, but with this coronavirus, the wedding might have to get pushed back. I'm a virgin, and I'm a happily engaged man. My fiance and I have been together for five years and we're getting married soon,

0:54.4

but with this coronavirus, the wedding might have to get pushed back.

0:57.3

I'm a virgin and I'm currently waiting until marriage,

0:59.4

but I don't know if I can keep waiting.

1:00.9

We live together and the urge is there.

1:02.8

She's sexy and I love with all my heart.

1:04.6

I want them cheeks, but I don't know if I should wait until the wedding. Listen, if you were supposed to get married this year and you were supposed

1:16.7

to get that butt butt, then y'all need to get married. You don't have to have a wedding to get married.

1:22.1

You understand that courthouse is going to be open. It's an essential business. And that butt is

1:26.0

essential. You've been waiting and holding on the

1:28.2

gods on changing hand for five years you shacking up but ain't fornicated all the lord says he

1:35.0

he knows how much you can bear but pushing the way to bad this too much that butt been waiting on you

1:41.5

you have to let her walk by you and smell but, but you can't taste.

1:47.9

You can't say, oh, taste and see that the Lord is good.

1:51.4

Oh, no, Corona doesn't mess up a lot of things, but you can't let it mess up that butt,

1:56.8

but you got to get what the Lord promised you, amen.

1:59.4

Five years you've been celibate

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