Hello and welcome to today's episode of Dear Kev, the show where I give you the terrible advice.

The best, worst advice, one could say.

These questions today are from six brown chicks on Twitter, followed them for the foolery and shenanigans.

So we can begin again.

First question.

I loaned my ex and his baby mama $400 to pay their rent.

We've been sleeping together all this time.

She found out we're still creeping and said he's not paying me back.

His was my payment.

He cut me off.

How to get my money and him back.

Listen, guys.

Wise man once told me,

if the child is under three,

just assume that the baby mama and him is having the sense.

This is why on the last episode of Insecure, spoiler alert,

you can't, you can't let him go. I mean, you can't let him go i mean you can't let him stay isa he his baby mom

that's familiar cooch it's warm you know the areas the up downs it's like ah this cooch i know this cooch i successfully impregnated. This is familiar to me.

And I cannot let go of familiar. It's comfort. That coochies like mashed potatoes.

You're like, oh, I know I love mashed potatoes. I had mass potatoes all the time.

A little bit of garlic. A little cheese.

I mean, who's going to throw away good mashed potatoes?

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