Hello and welcome to another episode of Dear Kev, the show where I give you the best,

worst advice on the planet. We're here every Friday. Today's questions are from

six brown chicks on Twitter. Shall we begin? Yes, we can. First question. My husband got a doctor's

note, COVID exposure, now sits at home playing games all day. Won't eat. He doesn't want to

pause the game to go to the bathroom. So he lays towels on the couch to pee himself. There's no more

sex. He says I'm nagging him and refuses help. Advice. This is how hoarder starts. The moment people

decide that going to the bathroom is a whole thing.

And I just, I would have rather not do that.

It's step one in hoarders, peeing in cups and buckets, mason jars.

Avoiding the bathroom is step one of hoarders.

Also, leave that man alone.

He got coronavirus.

If he wants to piss on himself, let him piss on himself.

Okay?

It's not like it's getting on you.

So a little pee got on some towels.

It soaked it up.

I'm sure you got good towels, good absorbent strength.

Okay, he pees a little bit or a lot.

And then, you know, I just don't know how you get the towels like the thing about a penis.

If you don't, like where is he pointing it at?

If you don't hold it, it's just going to be like a garden hole.

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